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Tag ZipherBug - han er et langt orangaderør... Jeg er kun en lille lort..

Iflg. Berlingske Business mener Socialdemokratiets medieordfører at Sky Radio's licens til en landsdækkende frekvens skal overdrages til TV2. Formålet skulle være at sikre et brud på DR's monopol samt at sikre at "den, der skal drive radiokanalen, kan levere et ordentligt indhold".

1. Hvorfor skal TV2 have licensen gratis eller mod mindre betaling?
2. Vil TV2 lave radio?
3. Kan TV2 lave radio (med et "ordenligt indhold")?
4. Hvorfor skal det pludselig gøres til et politisk spørgsmål, hvem der har ret til frekvensen, når frekvensen allerede en gang er sat i udbud?

De plejede at komme fra Nigeria, men mit rygte har åbenbart bredt sig ud over grænserne til resten af Afrika, så nu skriver de til mig fra hele kontinentet. Det er bare sørgeligt at SÅ mange i min stenrige, ukendte afrikanske familie kommer ud for trafikuheld, styrter ned med fly eller omkommer ved hjertetilfælde inden jeg når at møde dem..

Er der mon noget mistænkligt i at en advokat skriver: "Please very important not call me first." ? Næh, så hellere skrive til ham på hans Yahoo mail adresse. Eller hvem ved - måske er han på Messenger?

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From: The desk of Barrister
Koff Omar,LLM,LLD,Dipl.Admin.
Principal Partner,Koffi Law Firm.
21, Rue de Avenida.
Lome Togo West Africa.
My direct Line is (+228)936-8831.


Dear  JENS,

May Allah  bless you and guide you and your entire family.I beg pardon, I am Barrister Koffi Omar,a solicitor in law,personal attorney to Mr.DUCKSON.A.FRITZ,a national Of your country,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Republic of togo as a contractor,He owned a contruction company in Lome-Togo. Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.

On the 12th of July 2001, my client,his wife and their only daughter were
involved in auto crash along ecowas express road.All occupants of the
vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.Since then I have made several
enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended
relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet,to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the Fund valued at ( US$6.7 million ) left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank here in Lome-Togo where this huge amount is now lying.

The bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his
account confisicated within the next seventy two official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now,I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to my client and I have been to the bank where this money is deposited for the confirmations of its existency and clarification. Everything has been in other with the bank it is only that I need a foreigner like you to help me so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Then you and myself can share the fund 50% to me, then 50% to you and I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.Please all I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

My dear  may Allah  bless you and guide you and your entire family.

Respectfully Yours,

Barrister.Koff Omar, LLM,LLD,Dipl.Admin.
Principal Partner,Koffi Law Firm.
21, Rue de Avenida.
Lome Togo West Africa.

N/b: Reply to ( barri_koffiomar@yahoo.com ),
Please very important not call me first.
My direct Line is (+228)936-8831.


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Flere har måske hørt om at Olsenbanden var stort i det gamle DDR (der findes bl.a. en tysk fanklub). Men også Huset på Christianshavn ("Oh, diese Mieter") har sine germanske tilhængere. Jeg er ikke helt gammel nok til også at have set biograffilmen "Ballade på Christianshavn" eller "Krach/Radau in Christianshafen" som titlen er blevet til på tysk.

Ved ikke hvorfor, men jeg har altså en fornemmelse af at nogen af de fineste kanter i seriens humor bliver slebet af i den tyske synkronisering..

Endnu en gang er jeg blevet tilbudt et Cruise i Caribien af en robotstemme der ringer og forsøger at få mig til at trykke '9' på telefonen.

Er der slet ikke andre der har oplevet dette, og hvis "ja": Hvad pokker gør man så (udover at undlade at trykke 9 på telefonen)?